What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:08

Just Forget it!
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Which movies have the best endings?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Still no good
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Are you afraid to get married and why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Rabid fox bites person in Raleigh - WRAL.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
No, not a chance
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones