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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Which movies have the best endings?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

Still no good

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some things you would change about Avatar: The Last Airbender if you were to redo the series?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Are you afraid to get married and why?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Rabid fox bites person in Raleigh - WRAL.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

No, not a chance

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones